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Post by Nikki on Aug 15, 2009 11:44:14 GMT -6
Alright, this stories a classic I love telling it. If you read my story about the poltergeist that's always trying to scare me than might recoginze the demon.
Alright the demon/poltergeist, Datib, is always trying to scare me. Today I was walking around with a soda. I went up to my room and sat on my bed and datib flew out of the closet yelling.
My mouth full of soda i spit it all over him and started yelling and laughing, Datib came out of the closet. He stood there for a minute yelling at me with orange soda dripping from his clothing. His face was the best, as he started to vanish I was like, "I've never heard of a gay ass demon before." He reappeared so pissed off that it looked like he was pissing his pants. I've never dealt with a stupider demon. Tell me what you think.
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Post by ashley! on Aug 15, 2009 11:46:51 GMT -6
haha. thats so freaking hilarious. i wish i had been there.  |
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Post by Nikki on Aug 15, 2009 11:49:08 GMT -6
I love pissing him off. At first I was scared of him but know everything he does is hilarious. Coming out of the closets only the most recent. He tripped over his own shoes, ran into a tree, got stuck in the ceiling. It so much fun now.
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Post by ashley! on Aug 15, 2009 11:53:34 GMT -6
maybe you should tell him to stop tryin to scare and start trying to help you. might be better for him.
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Post by Nikki on Aug 15, 2009 11:57:02 GMT -6
I should but it's to much fun. Plus he's got this outlook on me that I'm his mortal enemy and he'll do anything to kill me. But He continues to act like a moron when trying to get me.
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Post by ashley! on Aug 15, 2009 12:00:52 GMT -6
haha. you should see what mine is doing right now hes messin with my hair and necklace. and i just keep on typing. haha. loser right??? he just swirled my papers so now i have to pick them all up. hes like a 8 year old brother trying to annoy you.
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Post by Nikki on Aug 15, 2009 12:04:25 GMT -6
I know what you mean. But with mine he knocks over papers and I yell at him to pick them up or I'll use the Ouija board and tell everyone about how he came out of the closet or anything else he's done and he picks them up. Its fun to have a stupid demon you can push around.
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Post by ashley! on Aug 15, 2009 12:05:52 GMT -6
haha. true. mine just scratched my back tryin to anger me i just said thanks. i had an itch there anyway. haha. turdface demon.
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Post by Nikki on Aug 15, 2009 12:08:41 GMT -6
Yeah, mine has done the samething. I just say a little higher, i got an itch and he gives me this look i can't even discribe but it's classic. The worst he's done is throw a CD and that pissed me off so I put a cross around his neck. You should of seen how he flipped out.
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Post by ashley! on Aug 15, 2009 12:10:31 GMT -6
haha. omg you and your demon crack me up. the funny thing is. my dogs arent even scared of him. haha. they just look at him and get this look and cuddle up beside me. even if hes by me.
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Post by Nikki on Aug 15, 2009 12:13:08 GMT -6
yeah, lol. I have so many stories about Datib and what he does. My dog, is 15 older than i am. so she has a bladder problem. lol. Datib was trying to scare me a couple days ago and my dog really had to go. lol. She looked at him and me, and i just went good dog. and she pissed on his shoe.
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Post by ashley! on Aug 15, 2009 12:14:58 GMT -6
haha. thats freaking hilarious.
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Post by Nikki on Aug 15, 2009 12:16:35 GMT -6
yeah, it was funny for about 10 minutes than my dad saw that the dog took a leak in the house because it didn't all get on his shoe. I had to clean it up, but I would do it again and again. it's worth it.
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Post by ashley! on Aug 15, 2009 12:19:05 GMT -6
haha. i bet. i wouldnt mind cleaning it up if that was the sitch.
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Post by Nikki on Aug 15, 2009 12:21:33 GMT -6
ya. My dad doesn't believe is demons and stuff like that so it's great when my dog did that Datib went running to my dad and tried telling on me. I guess he got his attention after a while but He was dancing and everything behind my dad trying to get his attention.
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