Remember to tune into tonight's program for Weird Wisconsin night on The Unexplained. I'll be joining the Corn Smashing Kings at 10:30 p.m.
Like the Office of Homeland Security, I'll be eavesdropping on Internet chatter to assess the danger we Wisconsinites are all facing. Are we in imminent danger from ghosts, invisible forces and "Death Gods" in Forest county? Is southern Wisconsin in dire straits from ...? Well, let's just say they're short and carry baseball bats. Little baseball bats.
Yes, it's urban legend night -- Code Red! -- on Weird Wisconsin night on The Unexplained.